And 99% of straight men need to die a horrible, horrible death.

Don't bother asking if you're on that list. You should know if you are or aren't.

But specifically this death threat is aimed at the boyfriends of my roommates. They're bastards, that's all I have to say.

Of course, my roommates aren't innocent of stupid behavior. Amanda's spazzing out because it sounded like her boyfriend broke up with her via IM (he didn't, which is what I'd been telling her. Yay for practical!Angela) and after talking to the botfriend, and talking to Elise (who's had her own slew of boyfriend issues and gotten advice from Amanda) she admits she doesn't want to listen to reason. Does this mean she'll have sympathy for Elise now?

I have only minimal ammounts of pity for either of them. Maybe if they ever showed some sign of liking these guys when the guys weren't threatening to leave them I'd feel differently. But the slightest wrong doing and they're ready to dump the guys. Of course, when Elise's boyfriend does something *really* stupid she just wants to kill herself....

But no. I don't miss the good old drama of home.

--Angela

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